...or at least one that doesn't make me cringe if, by some horrible mistake, I happen to catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror au natural. Therefore, I am on a diet. I am tracking my food habits here. This means, of course, that I am hungry. Ravenous, even. It doesn't matter that I just ate lunch and got the required amount of protein, fat and calories. Just knowing that I can't go on a mad binge and eat two dozen chocolate chip cookies or an entire bag of tortilla chips (or both, if the mood strikes me) causes me to feel sympathy hunger pains. Sympathy with myself, that is.
I can't use Steven as a diet buddy because for some completely unfair reason, boys are allowed to eat more than girls.
I am tempted, but a little embarrassed, to post before and after pics or at least before and after weight. But if I mentioned that, I'd eventually regret it and spend the rest of my life tracking down anyone who happened to read this post and cutting out their tongues.
Any chubby girls out there want to help keep me accountable? Or even if you're not chubby. I just need somebody to yell at me and call me fat. Any takers?