I had a dream last night in which the perfect Father's Day gift was revealed to me. It was guaranteed to cause swooning and tears of joy by the bucketful.
What was this fabulous gift you ask?
I WISH I COULD REMEMBER!
This morning I have racked by brain trying to remember what I was so excited about but the notion eludes me.
What could it be?
A tie that doubles as a weed whacker?
A nuclear-powered coffee mug?
Maybe an all-expenses paid trip to Timbuktu?
Somebody help me! I need ideas for Father's Day gifts in case I never remember what I dreamed.