Saturday: Woke up at 7:44 AM
7:45 AM - Remember that I have to work today! Oh crap! I have to be there at 8:00!
7:46 AM - Put on yesterday's clothes, found lying on the floor. Bless my lucky stars for being a slob.
7:48 AM - No time for coffee. Run out the door. Drive, drive like my life depends on it.
7:50 AM - Red light! Take the time to brush my rats-nest-like hair.
7:53 AM - Arrive at work. A new record: five miles in eight minutes. Patients already waiting at the door!
8:00 AM - Clinic open. God help us.
8:15 AM - Doctor arrives, leisurely walking and cell phone talking. Takes no notice of frazzled, coffee-deprived receptionist.
8:20 AM - No time to pee when I woke up. Start potty dance learned in kindergarten.
8:25 AM - Weird call from patient about mysterious "soiled panties" found in her laundry. Don't know whether to laugh or cry.
8:45 AM - Pharmacist arrives. Patients cheer.
9:00 AM - Start sending out sniper letters. As in: pay your balance before I send out the snipers.
9:24 AM - Curses, patients! Leave so I can pee!
10:00 AM - Boss calls to check up on me.
11:30 AM - Doctor leaves. Darn you, college graduate!
11:31 AM - Potty break. Sweet, sweet relief.
11:35 AM - Wait for pharmacist to leave so I can lock up. Surf, surf the internet.
12:00 PM - Ravenous. Find ancient Riesens in desk drawer. Devour.
1:15 PM - Pharmacist leaves. Praise God.
1:17 PM - Lock up and jet before anything else can befall me.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
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4 comments:
Your life sounds as caotic as mine!! Life in the fast lane, eh!
Love the reference to potty break - sweet relief! and potty dance - learned in kindergarden.
You have a great sense of humour and I am thrilled to meet another 'nutter' like me. See you've met the other one, Souldog.
Pity I did not know you earlier _ you would have been in my grand national horse race.
Keep them coming ~ I will be a regular visitor.
btw If ever you do leave your hubby, don't go to the Nursing Home, give me a call instead - I'd probably run a mile but there you go! ~ Eddie
Saturday should be a day of rest. Clearly you are being ripped off! But you're funny!
Just a normal day then? lol
Love Granny
This made me laugh out loud. Hilarious! You have such a great writing style. Thanks for making my afternoon.
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