Saturday: Woke up at 7:44 AM
7:45 AM - Remember that I have to work today! Oh crap! I have to be there at 8:00!
7:46 AM - Put on yesterday's clothes, found lying on the floor. Bless my lucky stars for being a slob.
7:48 AM - No time for coffee. Run out the door. Drive, drive like my life depends on it.
7:50 AM - Red light! Take the time to brush my rats-nest-like hair.
7:53 AM - Arrive at work. A new record: five miles in eight minutes. Patients already waiting at the door!
8:00 AM - Clinic open. God help us.
8:15 AM - Doctor arrives, leisurely walking and cell phone talking. Takes no notice of frazzled, coffee-deprived receptionist.
8:20 AM - No time to pee when I woke up. Start potty dance learned in kindergarten.
8:25 AM - Weird call from patient about mysterious "soiled panties" found in her laundry. Don't know whether to laugh or cry.
8:45 AM - Pharmacist arrives. Patients cheer.
9:00 AM - Start sending out sniper letters. As in: pay your balance before I send out the snipers.
9:24 AM - Curses, patients! Leave so I can pee!
10:00 AM - Boss calls to check up on me.
11:30 AM - Doctor leaves. Darn you, college graduate!
11:31 AM - Potty break. Sweet, sweet relief.
11:35 AM - Wait for pharmacist to leave so I can lock up. Surf, surf the internet.
12:00 PM - Ravenous. Find ancient Riesens in desk drawer. Devour.
1:15 PM - Pharmacist leaves. Praise God.
1:17 PM - Lock up and jet before anything else can befall me.