Thursday Thirteen

Google Needs Meme (stolen from Nichtszusagen)

Go to Google, type in your name followed by almost any verb, copy the first ten that pop up and add your own commentary. According to Google, here's what Sarah needs...

1. Sarah Needs A Cold Shower. Actually this one is true. it's about 103 degrees here...

2. Sarah needs to hand him one of those weapons that went off without warning. While I agree that most men do deserve to be arbitrarily blown up, I wonder what this particular "he" did to deserve such a punishment...

3. what Sarah needs is a date, maybe some fun, and if it works out a bit of schtupping. Schtupping?!? My parents read this blog!!!

4. Sarah needs to lean on her man. As I'm sure my man would agree...

5. Sarah Needs Your Vote to Win a Guest-Blogging Contest. Yes, by all means, vote for Sarah.

6. Kuzzin Sarah Needs Your Manly Vote. Kuzzin Sarah for President!!!

7. Sarah needs her panties. Sorry, I just can't bring myself to comment.

8. SARAH NEEDS MORE LOVE. *sniff* Yes, I do.

9. sarah needs advice. Where can I find panties?

10. Sarah needs to get her life back & establish herself as a person in charge! Woot!

11. Sarah needs to be hooked up to a respirator in order to survive. Good Lord, what are you saying?

12. Sarah needs a Wii. Maybe not a Wii, but a Wii Fit would be welcomed into my home with open arms. Anybody want to send one?

13. Sarah needs friendship and support. Love me!

Thursday Thirteen

Yes, I'm jumping on the bandwagon. At least for this week...

Thirteen things I would love to eat and won't...

1. Hershey Bar - I could live on these delectable candy bars, but my thighs would never forgive me.

2. Chili-Cheese Fritos

3. Cheese Danish

4. Giant Strawberry Muffins

5. Peach Cobbler (still working on making this low-fat)

6. Godiva Chocolate Cheesecake Ice Cream

7. Starbuck's Iced Cafe Mocha

8. Banana and Chocolate Chip Cookies

9. Macaroni and Cheese
10. Cheesy Potato Soup

11. Fried Chicken

12. Brownies

13. Nachos and Cheese

I think I'll splurge later and have Creamy Caesar Dressing on my salad. Newman's Own, of course.